Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Yes, the zany art of Venice's Biennale, 2011 edition!

















































































Yes, they've got it all in Venice: gondola traffic jams, fiberglass beached whales, naked (and live!) Venetian porn actresses, upside-down 52 ton American tanks that are used as a training device (outside of the U.S. pavilion) and some of the word’s zaniest art for the 54th international Biennale art exhibit which kicked off the other day in the magnificent and always magical city of Venice (your correspondent has been going there for only the last 45 years and still remains completely stunned and captivated by its unique beauty)!


Nearly 100 different countries exhibited some of their finest works of art (!!!). This year's Golden Lion award went to the German pavillion. To paraphrase the great John Cleese in Monty Python’s epic “Live At The Hollywood Bowl” movie: “I may not know much about art, but I know what I like”!

Friday, May 13, 2011

The usual buffoon?


From The April 2nd, 2011 edition of The Economist. The final comment relates to the "buffoon", Silvio Berlusconi. Not terribly surprising the analysis...

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Mandi Dolfo! Udine June 9th, 1921-Udine March 19th, 2011




Yes, admittedly, the house is not only very empty but also very, very quiet without Pops now that he’s left us (as I called him for more than four decades).

Thank God Dani was here and my cousin who is also a doctor when he left this crazy world on Saturday, March 19th at 9:05 pm at Udine’s hospital. Like Noah and his ark, it was indeed 40 very difficult days of going back and forth to see him twice per day in the hospital. I don’t know who was more zonked, me or him. He would have been 90 on June 9th (and just one day before Prince Philip’s 90th b.day too).

Yes, he had some faults and wasn’t perfect (and who is?) but deep down he was a good father. A very generous man who rarely complained of having to open up his wallet for yours truly. Many years ago while living in Winnipeg he had told my mother that I was his best friend. Pretty touching words I must say. His days in Italy hadn’t been the rosiest, what with personal family tragedies (a few suicides, including his own mother, and a kid brother who died in a POW camp in Germany. His name? Mario…), but all-in-all I think he had afterwards in Canada with my mother and I and our two dogs a nice and decent life for some 34 years. Canada had been very, very good to my folks.

I’ll certainly miss discussing soccer with him (he had been a former goalkeeper in his youth in Italy and once in Canada made me play the “Beautiful Game” when I was about 9. How ironic that I’m now coaching 9 year-olds myself right here in Udine!), especially World Cup competitions, international politics and facts related to WWII (he fought in that bloody war), Ancient Rome and Latin, Dante (he used to quote from the “Divine Comedy” off of the top of his head, even shortly before dying) and also operas as he had been very knowledgeable on the subject as well as being an aficionado of that type of music. The absence of his great cultural background in my life will no doubt leave me rather “ignorant”.

His greatest gifts to me? Sports, in particular soccer, literature (to him and my mother my eternal thanks for having instilled in me the love of reading books. They both literally devoured books. As the Nobel laureate Mario Vargas Llosa recently said: “The best thing in my life is when I began to read at age 5”!. I TOTALLY agree with that comment), a sound education which I got with two university degrees in Canada (he was about to become a chartered accountant at Venice’s university but Benito and Adolf ruined his plans. He was two years into his studies. He couldn’t get a degree so I think he felt that his own son should do his best to get one. I ended up not with one but with three degrees, and a lot of this I owe to my folks) and perhaps most importantly his constant “preaching” when he’d drive around with me sitting in the passenger’s seat when I was a kid. He’d point out the dos and donts of driving and thanks to him in 36+ years of driving in both Canada and Italy, well, I’ve never (thank God) had an accident (and NO easy thing to do while driving for more than 15 years in Rome with its 600,000+ motorcycles and scooters coming at you from every direction!).

My mother died back in 2006 on August 19th. My father instead died on Father’s day, March 19th! Guess mom was calling him to finally come and join her. Not one to ever complain (the doctors in Udine said that he was THE best patient they had because in 40 days he never complained) but knowing him for nearly 52 years I just think that heading after the hospital into an old folks’ home was just NOT his cup of tea. As he always done for most of his life, not giving me bad news as though to protect my from the “evils” of life, he never told me what his eventual plans were as he had refused to eat during the last week of his life. I think deep down he probably said: “I’m either going back home where I’m happy and where I’m happy with my son or I’m going to die because there’s NO way I’m going to go into one of those places” (n.b. he had worked for 30 years as a physiotherapist in Winnipeg. He saw polio victims, amputees, handicapped people, etc. for 8 hours a day. It wasn’t THE happiest environment in which to work. Nor are many old folks’ homes the greatest places in which to end your life)!

Finally, not because he was my father but quite honestly I can’t think of many people who didn’t like him. Guess I could pick up a pointer or two from him on how to be a wee bit more diplomatic with people...

As they say in the local language here in Friuli, “Mandi Dolfo” (as Adolfo was affectionately called by all of his friends)! I’ll miss you and I’m sure all your friends who loved you will miss you too…

Mario

PS After more than 20 years together not once did my dad look at me and say, “So, like when are you going to marry Dani”? He was also like that with my girlfriends in Canada: not once did he speak badly of them, nor did he tell me what I should or shouldn’t do with my girlfriends. For that I think he was also loved and respected by them.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Again, poor 'ol Silvio...


Poor Silvio, once again he’s been pummelled to death by “The Economist”! This time in the January, 22nd, 2011 edition. There's almost something in every issue on Silvio’s sexual escapades. Quite the picture that also goes with the article on how in 2 years’ time little has been accomplished under his “reign”.

Has anyone thought that perhaps all that Viagra has finally gone to the poor man’s head? Indeed a nice way to govern a country, eh?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Poor tired Silvio, all those young women tiring him out !


A rather beleaguered Silvio Berlusconi t Rome’s splendid Villa Madama as he’s waiting to greet Slovenia’s president. The image made the front-page and centre news of the January 19th, 2011 “International Herald Tribune”!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Are Italian university students really that well-prepared, and are Canadian ones perhaps a notch higher?

From the January 8th, 2011 edition of The Economist on a book called: “Not Quite Adults: Why 20-Somethings Are Choosing a Slower Path to Adulthood, and Why It’s Good for Everyone”, by Richard Settersten and Barbara Ray:

“A university degree has never been more essential for securing good employment. Graduates earn 54% more on average than those who have never graduated, yet only a quarter of Americans between 25 and 34 have a bachelor’s degree. Nearly half of the 3 million people who enrol in university in America drop out within six years (among wealthy countries, only Italy has a worse rate)”.



I do recall a few years ago reading that Canada had one of the world’s highest rates of students who begin their university studies and actually complete them: approximately 33% compared to America’s 32%. Looking around at the current situation in Italy (there are students who are well into their 30s, and they STILL haven’t completed their first degree!), the comment by The Economist isn’t terribly surprising…

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Italy’s (in)famous brain drain!


A (sad) article in the January 8th edition of The Economist on Italy’s ongoing brain drain (or as one less-than brilliant Italian journalist called it awhile ago, “brain train”!) of brilliant Italian students and researchers who have said “basta” with Italy and its national sports (no, NOT soccer): nepotism, corruption and recommendations!

So narrow-minded the Italians, especially those university profs who wield incredible power over these same students, as these young minds do nothing but further strengthen the economies of other countries such as England, Canada and the U.S. where they go study (and in many cases, never return to Italy). With the current political and economic climate in Italy, can one really blame them?

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Poor Silvio (and poor us)...


From the December 18th, 2010 issue of The Economist. No comment...

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Ah, poor Silvio!


From the December 18th edition of The Economist. As usual, poor Silvio never gets enough respect…

Thursday, December 02, 2010

Ridi pagliacci!



From the November 6th, 2010 edition of The Economist and the “high” esteem it has for our “Great Leader”, Silvio Berlusconi!

Interesting the conclusion to the article, “A comedy that has gone on too long”:

“At the end of Leoncavallo’s opera, “Pagliacci”, Canio the clown steps forward, after stabbing Silvio, to tell the audience “La commedia e’ finita”. The curtain should now fall on the tragicomic reign of today’s Silvio, too”.

Indeed how true!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Sore losers the Americans?

The Italian editor of “Wired” awhile ago proposed the Nobel Peace Prize for Internet. With the so-called “9/11” of international diplomacy (the definition is by Signor Frattini, Italy’s foreign minister) and the WikiLeaks international scandal, I’d say that Internet has caused MORE problems to modern-day society (and especially to the youths of the world) than anything else (I’m having to a certain degree a big laugh as the Americans are all in a huff over Julian Assange and his web site. More on this shortly).

Take for example the increasing cases of bullying in Italy. Ever since (American) wrestling appeared on Italian tv a few years ago (it’s been now taken off public tv) and with the advent of Internet, YouTube and what-not, there has been a noticeable increase in cases related to bullying among kids in Italian schools. The region where I currently live in Italy will be allotting some 340,000 euros to schools and communities in trying to resolve this social problem which is causing a few problems to kids and their parents. To all this we have to now add iPads, mobile phones that also include easy Internet access, etc. It’s not too surprising as you can now film whatever you want with even your mobile phone and post it immediately on YouTube. By doing this, many kids out there now fulfil Andy Warhol’s famous prophecy (that sooner or later in life EVERYONE will have their “15 minutes of fame”!).

Just one example? Months ago in Milan two 15 yr-olds were trying to derail a train. The cops caught them just in time. They asked why they wanted to derail the train? Because they wanted to post the derailment on YouTube! Now, whoever is “old” and reading this, well, we can presume that we don’t go around trying to derail trains, unless we have a VERY serious mental problem. But try putting yourself in the mind of a teeny-bopper (ditto for the rise now in Italy in teenage alcoholism. Not much use when Campari and the other major distilleries show us during their tv ads a bunch of young and beautiful people having a great time and drinking alcohol on a beach during the summer, and with then a very tiny message that appears on the bottom of the tv screen which says: “Drink responsibly”! Ah yes, I’m a 15 yr-old healthy male whose hormones have gone TOTALLY out of whack, and I’m going to obey that message? But of course… (n.b. I recently coached a 16 yr-old goalkeeper in Udine. He showed up one day and looked as though he was in a very, very bad mood. I asked him, “Girl problems”? (which he had had with a pretty 15 yr-old at school). “No, that’s not the problem, coach”, was his answer. The problem was that he had stayed at home from school that day because he had downed “only” 3 bottles of Jagermeister liquor, and basically showed up with a MASSIVE hang-over!). What teenager out there DOESN’T want to become famous with a 5 minute film footage, especially when that film footage can also mean big bucks to him/her?

The other problem, and the entirely new can of worms that Internet has opened up, deals with on-line child pornography. Few out there know that this has now also become a topic at all G8 Summits: how to combat it (I know because I covered it when I worked during that DISASTROUS Summit in Genova in 2001). In fact, many around the world are staunchly against G8 Summits as they think that they’re just a big waste of money, and world leaders only end up doing a lot of useless blah-blah-blah (so the world thinks). Au contraire! Recent arrests, even of Canadian paedophiles in countries like Thailand, have been also thanks to highly sophisticated and VERY expensive software programs which have been used by Interpol authorities in trying to arrest these same paedophiles who lure kids on Internet (by the way: if you’re a parent out there, raise your hand if you want your young kids to end up on an on-line paedophile web site?). It’s the RICH countries of the G8, G10, G20 etc. that can afford this type of software, and not countries like Malawi, Togo, Haiti…

Before the advent of Internet, it wasn’t as though you could just go down to your local newsstand and ask: “Excuse me, but do you have this month’s copy of “Paedophile Fun”? But now with Internet, all the world is literally at your feet (or at your desk). Without a doubt a wonderful candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize, right?

On the Americans being somewhat “sore losers” as their highly sensitive documents are exposed on WikiLeaks, I recall a year ago that the Danes, evidently trying to copy the Americans and their sense of “Freedom of Expression”, had published a few cartoons with the image of the Prophet Muhammad wearing a turban with, of all things, a bomb inside it. I do believe that in the world of Islam, the Prophet’s image cannot be shown, and even less with a bloody bomb in a turban!

I do recall the uproar of many Muslims around the world—and rightly so—at the sight of these “blasphemous” cartoons. I also recall a dear friend of mine in the States who said that as always, the Muslims were overreacting, as though to say: “So what’s wrong with depicting the Prophet in this manner” (he may recall though that Sinead O’Connor’s gesture in the 1990s on the tv program “Saturday Night Live” wasn’t greatly appreciated by many Catholics around the world, nor by the Vatican: she had ripped to pieces a picture of the old Polish pope, John Paul II. For that gesture, O’Connor had disappeared for quite some time from the radar screens of the music world. So much for “Freedom of Expression”!)? When it comes to the WikiLeaks now, no doubt Americans are saying that this is a very serious breach of “national security “(n.b. almost EVERYTHING that regards the Americans in some way or the other is ALWAYS a question of THEIR national security!). What to say though about having, as a result of those Danish cartoons, up to 1 billion Muslims who are mad as hell? Isn’t that a major worry vis-à-vis EVERYONE’S national security? Or does it just apply to the so-called “civilised world” out there, such as America (n.b. in 1994 1 million Tutsi were slaughtered in 10 days’ time by the Hutu in Rwanda. Canada’s General Dallaire, who head the U.N.’s Peacekeeping forces, forces who had been during the Suez Crisis created by the same Canadians under Lester B. Pearson—a former Canadian Prime Minister, who at the time of the crisis was Canada’s foreign minister—basically had his hands tied behind his back by the U.N. hqs in New York, which in turn had its hands tied by its “boss”, that is, the folks in Washington, DC, who didn’t think it was worth it to lose not even one single American soldier for those poor Tutsi. And the French? Oh, well, they were MORE worried in getting out of their own Embassy in Kigali the dogs which belonged to their own diplomats than the locally-hired staff. Many were subsequently caught up in that horrific genocide). That I recall, not one single minute of silence was ever observed by this modern-day “Holocaust”, and yet when I was in Rome on 10/11, 2001, not one, not two but a whopping three minutes of silence were observed by the Italians for the victims of 9/11, as though Americans in some way or the other were more “special” than 1 million (black and poor) Rwandans! Go figure…

So we now, thanks to Internet, have leaks of highly-sensitive documents. But this kind of so-called “cloak and dagger” of international diplomacy has been going on since practically the dawn of diplomacy, ever since the Italians “invented” diplomacy as we now know it (n.b. diplomacy as a communications process between political entities has actually existed for literally thousands of years. The very first diplomatic document in our possession is a letter inscribed on a tablet which has been dated some time around 2,500 BC. It was sent from a kingdom called Ebla near the Mediterranean coast in what we would call the Middle East to the kingdom of Hamazi in what is now Northern Iraq. It was carried by a messenger who made a round trip of almost 2,000 kms. The modern day global diplomatic system has its origins in 15th century Italy where permanent embassies were first established, and the representative of kings and what-not were in fact ambassadors to those foreign countries). And naturally, the U.S. Embassy in Rome has not been in any way immune to Assange’s web site as it’s had its fair share of “hot” diplomatic cables sent to and from Rome-Washington where the Americans have blasted our “Great Leader”, Silvio Berlusconi, and his “wild parties” with lovely young hookers and what-not (the former no. 2 of the same Embassy, Elizabeth Dibble, has called him “inefficient” and “worn out because of all his partying with young and under-aged girls”!).

According to M.I.T.’s Professor Noam Chomsky, in one of the many books that I’ve read so far, as the Italian Communists were poised to govern Italy right after the Second World War, Washington wouldn’t have hesitated in 1948 to bring Italians to “starvation" had the dreaded Commies come to power (as though a devastating World War wasn't already enough to leave people starving)! In all these years the U.S. government in Italy has always stuck its nose into the affairs of Italians (n.b. in 1993 circa as I left work at 5.30 pm from the U.S. Embassy in Rome, there were several limos in the parking lot. I asked one of the guards who showed up. “Umberto Bossi”! Bossi was and still is the leader of the Northern League, and back then he had just come to power. So the U.S. Ambassador back then, Peter Secchia, called him in to see what this Northern League was “all about” (would they perhaps nationalise American companies in Italy, as Allende did in Chile in the 1970s?). On yet another occasion as I left work, again the Embassy parking lot was full of limos and police cars. Again my same question. This time the answer from the guards was: “The head of the CIA”! And I doubt very much that the big boss of the CIA had only come to Rome to have a gelato at Piazza Navona…).

Behind the scenes back-stabbing such as the secret documents released on WikiLeaks has always gone on between the U.S. and Italy (and not only these two countries obviously): one week before the assassination attempt on the old Polish pope’s life, a U.S. diplomat (his name is being withheld to protect the guilty), the wife’s former boss actually, came to work and blurted out: “So, did you hear, they shot the pope”! Now, it wasn’t quite customary back then to go around shooting popes, so his staff members were quite surprised to hear that rather unusual comment. Well, sure enough, about a week later, JPII was indeed shot. And who really was that U.S. diplomat in question, a political science professor at Yale? None other than the Embassy’s CIA station chief (and to this day, no clear culprit has been named in that failed assassination attempt. Some even suspect Vatican officials while others point the fingers directly at the Americans)!