How many times have we heard the saying that love at times can be blind? It looks like it’s true for a poor 53 year-old labourer in the centre of Italy, not too far away from Rome. Without knowing it, his somewhat “horny” wife, feeling rather neglected by her hard-working hubbie, slipped two Viagra pills in his glass of fine red wine. Thinking that the “Rodolfo Valentino” of workers would no doubt rip apart her bra and underwear on the dinner table (or under it, take your choice) once he downed the secret potion, the poor fellow instead began feeling severe pain in his chest rather than a surprising “rise” between his legs. The pain then basically transformed into a heart attack! The man was immediately rushed to hospital and saved just in a nick of time by the emergency staff.
The woman in the meantime justified her desperate action by saying that she had felt rather neglected lately by her husband (hmm, seems like a common lament among women!). He instead admitted that he had been for quite some time under undue stress and that he felt guilty for having ignored the sexual needs of his loving companion. Doctors treating the worker said that the hear attack was caused by the man’s poor physical shape TOGETHER with the fact that his favourite drink had been spiked by not one but by two of the world’s most famous tiny blue pills. After having practically seen death laugh in his face, the man vowed that he’d get in better shape and would pay more attention to his better half.
The wife, perhaps naively, was hoping that through the hidden use of the Viagra pills good’ol memories of wild sex during the first few years of their marriage would once again enflame their somewhat boring lives. It looks instead like about the only thing that was enflamed was the poor fellow’s chest!
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